Each year, as conferences, expos, and festivals wrap up, we see the same story unfold: a neatly packaged carbon footprint report boasting how many tons of CO₂ were saved or offset. The intention is good. The optics? Green. But if we’re being honest, much of this is theater—based on calculations filled with estimates, assumptions, and generalizations that don’t reflect the true impact of the event. It's time for a shift in focus: away from artificial numbers and toward real-world, human-centered sustainability metrics that prioritize infrastructure, accessibility, and behavioral nudges.